If Life were a Script…

This is just a collection of quotes from everyday life that I find are memorable, quirky, funny…

Typo in Math Portfolio: Therefore, x cannot be a negative whole tiger (integer)

LW: “I hate Macs. They’re dummy-proofed.”

GM: “That’s why we don’t use them! Because we’re not dummies!”

LW: CAN I DISS MACS IN THE STORY or we can both diss macs and then we will … intertwine

GM: verbal sex?

LW: hrrrm, yes. verbal sex. god, we’re so messed up.

“I wonder if I can sleep with the sub in class today”- LW

“Come on, just tell him he has facial tumors!”-GM

A: “Mr. H! Mr. H! Give me an A! Give me an A!”

(Mr. H plays a high A on the trumpet for the kid)

Mr. H: There, I gave you an A

A: You promised! You’re giving me an A!

ES: You should eat more you know, you have to eat three square meals a day.

GM: But I can’t!

ES: Why?

GM: The plates in the galley are round!

GM: Remind me again, how’d we meet?

SC: Through gym.

GM: Who’s Jim?